Stop looking at her and her when you can have me, one thing I can guarantee is that you will not be disappointed because I do it better.  May sound cocky but I call it confident. I am sure that I can create that memorable splash you are looking for.  Don't hesitate to call, start your holiday season right, tis the season to be jolly, I just want to be the one to make you sing fala la la la la la. You will enjoy every minute so much, I will leaving you singing my name Sammie the one and only pleasure maker